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link	5869a6	38% off Philips Automatic Pasta Maker
link	c75981	47% off CARCHET Wireless Tire Pressure Monitoring System
link	e574f3	53% off Blitzu Cyborg Ultra Bright USB Rechargable Bike Light
link	33a63d	AT&T boosts U-verse data cap to 1TB, keeps DSL users at 150GB
link	47dd5a	A day at Apple summer camp: Bot races and coding delight
link	266167	Accio Visine! 6 spoiler-free tips for reading the new Harry Potter script
link	12eb38	All roads lead to Rome as Irish seminary gripped by Grindr scandal
link	1f2031	Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos joins Pentagon innovation board
link	86347c	Amazon boss Bezos becomes world's third richest
link	48abd0	Amazon's next noise-canceling headphones could turn off when someone yells your name
link	93db58	An early copy of No Man's Sky makes its way to Reddit
link	a56bff	Android 7.0 Nougat could arrive August 5
link	ecd9b2	Android Nougat may be coming on August 5
link	36413a	Android Trojan SpyNote leaks on underground forums
link	92a511	Android device updates: AT&T Wi-Fi calling comes to Galaxy S7, S7 Edge
link	41ab83	Android notifications on Windows 10: Microsoft does the bare minimum
link	4cca31	Apollo astronauts dying of heart disease at 4-5X the rate of counterparts
link	8a7266	Apple Store may start suggesting items based on your purchases
link	d82ae4	Apple begins wrapping up Swift 3 and lays out plans for Swift 4
link	592d64	Apple counters Samsung in Supreme Court struggle
link	ae14d8	Apple hires former QNX CEO, may suggest shift in auto strategy
link	430101	Apple makes iOS 10 emoji more diverse
link	cddf2c	Apple may be hurting its own TV service plans (Apple Byte Extra Crunchy, Ep. 48)
link	f8de4d	Apple's arrogance likely quashed its streaming TV service
link	6b3b29	Apple's hurting its own TV service plans (Apple Byte Extra Crunchy, Ep. 48)
link	c3c249	Argos changes 150 easily guessed drop-off system passwords
link	5d59a9	Ask Clinton and Kaine anything
link	842f5a	Australia has moved 1.5 metres, so it's updating its location for self-driving cars
link	5bc635	Australia moved 1.5 metres, so it's updating its location for self-driving cars
link	b69ba6	Australia plans new co-ordinates to fix sat-nav gap
link	9557d5	Auto crypto algo validation? Protocol prototype here
link	90e70d	Automotive ADD: Why Red Bull Global Rallycross might save motorsport
link	33882a	BMW's robots create 3D models of its cars with insane accuracy
link	bb29b6	Backing up to the cloud? Read the fine print
link	767665	Baguette vending machine bakes up French-style bread at anytime
link	1ed9ea	Banks turning to voice recognition
link	b955ca	Best Buy kicks off August with discounts on MacBooks, iPads, Beats
link	4c21af	Bezos bags bonkers bucks as almighty AWS astounds again
link	5ac2c0	Big batteries for every home and business: Energy storage to double this year
link	42cf7e	Billion-year-old air reveals surprise about oxygen on ancient Earth
link	c307a2	Black Hat conference trims insecure features from its mobile app
link	c9a2e5	Black Hat security conference trims insecure features from its mobile app
link	027850	Blue Screen Of Death, mainframe-style
link	54926b	Bouncy houses are actually bubbles of dangerous, megahot air
link	257ce2	BowFlex smart dumbbells tested: get ripped without leaving the house
link	2a0745	Broadband industry tries again to kill net neutrality and Title II
link	dc1beb	Browser Election 2016: Chrome leads by landslide
link	209a2b	Burn, baby, burn: SpaceX test fires a rocket previously flown in May
link	0d23e9	CEO Secrets: Reddit boss shares three tips for success
link	90f67f	CNET UK podcast 491: Pokemon Go hasn't helped Nintendo, solar flight success and 'Jason Bourne' reviewed
link	f4540b	Chevrolet wins award for lamest recall of the year thus far
link	590615	China cuffs ten white-hats, nobody knows why
link	d3afb1	China decrees it will grow world-class enterprise vendors by the year 2025
link	17f0a6	Click your heels, Dorothy ... We're not in gen-7 Panasas any more
link	6c08f6	Clinton accepts nomination, Twitter goes wild. (What did you expect?)
link	8479a1	Clinton and Kaine skip the Reddit AMA for a Quora Q&A
link	d3ed31	Clinton on Trump: 'A man you can bait with a tweet'
link	9b5779	Covering the DNC: What I did on my summer vacation
link	4bc2eb	Crave giveaway: Sony HT-XT1 to boost your TV's sound
link	923c5b	Cyberpunks might not be crooks but they're really very rude
link	ce7ed0	DNC Breach extended to systems used by Clinton campaign
link	9a7d12	Daimler puts money behind high-end Uber competitor Blacklane
link	09ee6c	Dam, that's cool: Water flows upward in Hoover Dam video
link	5f2454	Dark scientists' LUX-ZEPLIN doubles down on WIMP hunt
link	32eee9	Death of 747 now 'reasonably possible' says Boeing
link	681ec2	Delphi begins testing first autonomous car service in Singapore
link	5c7b87	Dem-owned-crats: Now its congressional committee is hacked
link	950dd4	Democrats give thumbs up to Silicon Valley
link	d8ba5d	Dems hit by another hack
link	5048de	Did Apple just grab a slice of Uber?
link	1a6e3f	Did you buy a GTX 970? Nvidia owes you $30 if you live in the US
link	0e8731	Dieselgate what? Volkswagen reclaims global sales crown
link	6d8876	Disney locks down newest Han Solo actor for possible trilogy
link	e006ce	Ditch your Macs, Dell tells EMC staff
link	d0ca9a	Dota 2 fans now able to watch games via VR
link	804767	Draymond Green admits to posting NSFW self-portrait on Snapchat
link	809f38	Driveclub VR is launch title for PlayStation VR in Japan, will have new tracks
link	83caa1	EE roaming outage hits Brits basking abroad
link	0d6333	EMV transition involves many moving parts
link	d396d4	Elizabeth Holmes is finally presenting Theranos data as company collapses
link	594073	Enjoy Disney Infinity now, because many of its features will shut down next year
link	2e2003	Everything you need to know about Wi-Fi calling
link	f3b97a	Ex-Apple store employees reveal how customers try to fool them
link	10a7e6	F-35 targeting system laser will be 'almost impossible' to use in UK
link	8e4d18	FBI electronics nerd confesses: I fed spy tech blueprints to China
link	2bb92f	FBI probing possible hack of another Democratic Party organization
link	dca489	FBI said to investigate possible hack of another Democratic Party organization
link	cf47f4	FCC forces TP-Link to support open source firmware on routers
link	2420fe	Facebook: We will fight IRS over billions in possible owed back taxes
link	692646	Federal judge throws out $625.5M verdict in VirnetX patent case against Apple
link	61f5a9	Fiat Chrysler to remain under federal scrutiny for a little while longer
link	e955d8	Flame Canada, flame Canada ... Botched govt payroll computers spew smoke ahead of probe
link	3d6510	Floods hit India's IT hubs, wash away some credibility
link	6bef0a	Forecasting how climate change influences electricity demand
link	5851c7	Four U.S. companies rule the world's cloud infrastructure
link	ba130d	Four US firms rule the world's cloud infrastructure
link	4d23c0	Franz Liszt: Musician, Celebrity, Superstar
link	2af69b	French data wrangler Talend has done it: Voila, it's a tech IPO
link	2627fe	GDS head confirms he is standing down after... wow. 9 months
link	f47e50	Galaxy Note 7 might let you do your Spanish homework underwater
link	6d6c5a	Game of Thrones can teach valuable security lessons
link	e9260a	'Game of Thrones' will officially end after season 8, confirms HBO boss
link	ff7993	Game on
link	3f37a2	Game on: A history of computer games
link	e37081	Gawker CEO Nick Denton files for personal bankruptcy protection
link	db9369	Get ready to clear some space, PlayStation VR asks for 60 square feet to play
link	0a6aed	Giant Musk-stick test-firing proves a rocket can rise twice
link	aeb894	Give .gay to the gays, roars exiting ombudsman
link	75d4b5	Google-backed Thread, OCF form alliance for Internet of Things sanity
link	c70ba9	Google Fiber stalls in Nashville in fight over utility poles
link	84990e	Google and Microsoft are playing catchup with AWS's cloudy power
link	41d856	Google beefs up Linux kernel defenses in Android
link	0ce8b0	Google fires back at age discrimination lawsuit
link	8e9bde	Google hardening Android's Linux kernel to make it a tougher nut to crack
link	082458	Google updates Android with onscreen security notifications
link	22fbe1	Gov. Andrew Cuomo: No Pokemon Go for NY sex offenders
link	84525b	Great R packages for data import, wrangling & visualization
link	bd9fb3	Guy who bought leaked No Man's Sky copy reaches center of galaxy
link	7817f7	HMRC IT head Mark Dearnley steps down
link	5f6f39	HP apologises after $2 laptop error
link	897c55	Handy tip: What causes Blue Screen of Death in Windows 10?
link	2f89bc	Happy Sysadmin Day!
link	7288dd	Harry Potter fanfic site ClintonKaine.com priced at $90,000
link	5fecf2	Hashtag ban
link	4e9b47	Hasta la vista Lustre, so long Spectrum Scale: Everyday HPC is here
link	4739c7	Hello, Barclays? Why hello, John Smith. We meet again
link	72eaa1	Here's how Doom avoids splitting up players with its new premium map
link	7c07a8	Here's how to get Window 10 for free
link	e42bdd	Holy crap, this 2016 Mazda Miata has a 525-horsepower V-8
link	fe2b88	How some of you can still get Windows 10 for free
link	427f20	How worryingly addicted to Pokemon Go are you?
link	8b8903	Huawei P9 Plus: Leica-toting flagship gets a big brother
link	36e83a	Hulu is your new 'Homeland' binge spot
link	23bbcf	IBM's Cloud CTO: 'We're in this game to win'
link	68f9d7	IBM's cloud CTO: 'We're in this game to win'
link	af7191	IDG Contributor Network: 5 important things to know before you make a last minute Windows 10 upgrade
link	304aed	IDG Contributor Network: A familiar face: Snapchat's patent suggests path for retail
link	1d6e53	IDG Contributor Network: The Enterprise of Things: It's the back end that counts
link	15ff5a	IDG Contributor Network: Will 7-Eleven build on feat of completing first retail drone delivery?
link	79c2fc	ISP groups appeal net neutrality court defeat
link	05f834	India traffic chaos sparks Twitter humour from bored commuters
link	877493	Inside releases on PS4 at 'end of August,' report says
link	b3219a	Instagram plans new comment controls to stop trolls
link	48e17a	Intel's Crosswalk open source dev library has serious SSL bug
link	970376	Interpol arrests Nigerian email scammer who allegedly swindled $60M
link	d232ef	Interpol arrests Nigerian email scammer who swindled $60 million
link	325924	Investors bolster Brave's plan to rid web of nasty ads
link	c95767	Is it dumb to trust smart technology?
link	ed12f2	It's time for a discussion about malvertising
link	ce6b77	Japan starts 8K TV broadcasts in time for Rio Olympics
link	d31cc1	John Cleese's YouTube channel is as weird as it should be
link	86d3a7	Juno turns around and heads off to graze Jupiter's clouds
link	85acfd	Kanye West rants on Twitter to get Apple to buy Tidal
link	017f2f	Kaspersky so very sorry after suggesting its antivirus will get you laid
link	d31a1f	Kickstarter has created almost 30,000 full-time jobs since 2009
link	8f16a2	LG's V20 is coming this September and will be the first Android Nougat phone
link	374cf9	Last call for free Windows 10 upgrade
link	a2dee0	Legacy to the rescue: Well-tuned foundational systems make cutting-edge projects possible
link	9eb678	London calling: LinkedIn pinpoints top cities for Americans working abroad
link	9d3e1c	Looking to buy a diesel Mercedes C-Class? Hope you like waiting
link	e5fd6f	Low-cost underwater drone explores SS Tahoe shipwreck
link	3d3032	Make a wish! Facebook rolls out Birthday Videos to help you celebrate
link	ae8d49	Manchester taxi firm will drive you around the city to catch Pokemon
link	7b3001	Marvel's Luke Cage Netflix series increases hip-hop mass appeal, names episodes after Gang Starr songs
link	b7428b	Medi Teddy
link	df186b	Meet OPPO, the fastest-growing smartphone brand in the world
link	69c9be	Meet some of the startups trying to take the pain out of buying a new car
link	4d3805	Meet the chaps who run the Black Hat NoC and let malware roam free
link	ff4f7d	Mickey Mouse Club had Mickey Mouse security: Disney's Playdom forum pours out passwords
link	e44e7d	Microsoft boosts Node development in Visual Studio
link	56c75c	Microsoft buries the bad Phone News
link	bd76e4	Microsoft cuts 2,850 more jobs
link	7e128b	Microsoft cuts 3,000 jobs in smartphone division, sales
link	6be427	Microsoft grabs employment guns, aims at British sales units
link	60be14	Microsoft is updating Windows 10 again, in its latest bid to win you back
link	9afa5b	Microsoft job cuts hit 2,850 more positions
link	659ffa	Microsoft kicks off the Windows 10 Anniversary Update with discounts on some of our favorite laptops
link	18667c	Microsoft listens and learns, pulls a passing grade for Windows 10's freshman year
link	17a06f	Microsoft to cut 2,850 more jobs this year
link	a01bb7	Microsoft wants to open up Node.js to other JavaScript engines
link	5b5631	Microsoft will cut 2,850 more jobs by the end of the year
link	bf987b	Milk IN the teapot: Innovation or abomination?
link	da9a71	Mirror, mirror, on the wall
link	ada126	Miss Teen USA under fire for alleged liberal use of N-word in tweets
link	45539c	MoD wants to launch a tech creche for military-focused startups
link	147d00	Net's .web domain sold for $135m
link	72a83f	New Android Trojan SpyNote leaks on underground forums
link	03fa8b	New Pokemon Sun-Moon trailer turns Exeggutor into a giraffe-necked monster
link	d02860	New Xbox One Summer update rollout begins
link	9937ad	New boss for UK Government Digital Service
link	48063c	New year, new $500+ pedals: Reviewing the Slaw Device RX Viper
link	027478	Niantic CEO John Hanke's Twitter account hacked
link	f9844b	Nigerian authorities arrest alleged mastermind of $60M worth of online scams
link	18530f	Nigerian cops cuff cybercrime suspect, reveal you �2don't� need 419 to make $60m
link	db19cd	No Man's Sky game copy 'leaked'
link	fa2f6d	No more selfie distortion? Tool helps you put your real face forward
link	a59357	No need to panic, says SwiftKey, as email addresses, phone numbers appear on strangers' screens
link	8b0bcf	Not enough competition in payment processing tech, thunders regulator
link	f85d16	Nvidia offers $30 to GTX 970 customers in class action lawsuit over RAM
link	b5020d	PS Vita jailbreak finally lets you run emulators and homebrew software
link	c9e37e	Peyton Manning's got nothing to do, lament AT&T and DirecTV
link	16e262	Philips debuts new devices to help you to take control of your health
link	ab904c	Phillips debuts new devices to help you to take control of your health
link	4a3c36	Pokemon Go changes tracking capability
link	2d48bd	Pokemon Go now a go on Android smartphones with Intel chips
link	93b9a7	Pokemon Go 'transformed teenager's life'
link	0aac75	Pokemon Go's controversial update: Chat with us live at 3 p.m. PT, 6 p.m. ET
link	ae3db3	Pour yourself a pint, this museum is hiring a 'beer historian'
link	6e6b21	Quantum leap: A good quarter for disk backup gear, and yeah tape's OK
link	4e117c	Reboots be damned, Stranger Things shows a better way to do nostalgia
link	0c8813	Relive Comic-Con 2016 with impressive cosplay video
link	08cf30	Report: A new Gear VR headset is coming with a black scheme and minor tweaks
link	674182	Report: Manual exposure, photo grid options coming to Google Camera
link	cb52f9	Rescue services called to help marooned Pokemon Go players
link	db1549	Rio Olympics torch undergoes extreme torture test with power tools
link	f064d3	Robots invade Kansas City's sewers
link	bc9b20	Russia cyber attack: Large hack 'hits government'
link	d4ed56	Russia reports RAT scurrying through govt systems, chewing data
link	5ca2e4	Russia says spies planted malware on critical infrastructure
link	da5a68	Samsung NAND flashes its hot measurements: 64L 4G 3D 2C by EY
link	2be522	Scythe, the most-hyped board game of 2016, delivers
link	2f20d8	See SpaceX fire up a recycled rocket for the first time
link	178138	SentinelOne's $1m ransomware guarantee dismissed as PR stunt
link	ce3cb6	Server vendor has special help desk for lying, incompetent sysadmins
link	c4d2ff	Seymour Papert, theorist behind One Laptop Per Child, dies at 88
link	95140d	'Sharknado' jumps the shark
link	0191af	'Sharknado' kinda bites now
link	6d100b	Slumdog multi-millionaire
link	4fb2a0	Smartphone sales stall at ~3.5 million per day
link	8502ed	Social media swoons over photos of young Tim Kaine
link	15099a	SolarCity agrees to $2.6B buyout by Tesla
link	469bed	Sony does well in games but smartphone business shrinks
link	19ba83	Sony financials reveal PlayStation accounts for 78 percent of profits
link	164ab1	Soylent CEO charged over illegal shipping container
link	173a63	'Spider' could keep an airship aloft
link	b080d6	Spies planted malware on critical infrastructure, Russian security service says
link	f8922b	Startup AirTrunk plans big new data centres in Melbourne, Sydney, Asia
link	79fd3d	Steam puts 175 virtual-reality games on sale this weekend
link	b33ede	Stephen Hawking: Being stinking rich shouldn't be our dream
link	8ed63a	Stop us if you've heard this one: Telcos shoot to kill net neutrality
link	ca4053	'Stranger Things' re-created as an adventure video game
link	d8000d	Supercars, super cars and a Gigafactory: Our week on Instagram
link	d803a7	SwiftKey's typing predictions may have leaked users' emails
link	a01241	Tablet shipments drop to three-year low in Q2
link	e665ee	Takeaways from Apple, Facebook and Google's latest earnings
link	993303	Tech boosts the fan experience at U.S. Bank Stadium
link	06e74e	Tech news veteran Josh Topolsky wants to show you his Outline
link	72d25b	Tesla agrees $2.6bn deal to buy SolarCity
link	07cf3d	Tesla and SolarCity agree on merger terms in $2.6 billion all-stock deal
link	a39083	Tesla and SolarCity confirm merger in $2.6BN stock deal
link	ba31c1	That time Jason Bourne went to a fake CES
link	629ba3	The 19th Century plug that's still being used
link	8347de	The 404 Show Best of 2016: Vladimir Duthiers
link	e3fee6	The Australian Bureau of Statistics has made a hash of the census
link	876178	The Oregon Trail is back, but this time it's a card game
link	cded11	'The Simpsons' pokes fun at Donald Trump's canine hair and tiny hands
link	45f6ef	The Ultimate PC Bundle
link	a92767	The basics of the thorny relationship between science and philosophy
link	c4b671	The bigger �2they� get, the harder �2we� fall: Thinking our way out of cloud crash
link	673a6f	The day that video killed the radio star
link	9f2680	The dev-astating truth: What's left to develop? Send in the machines
link	e1e6a1	The future of Node.js: Stable, secure, everywhere
link	b9838c	The hamster-powered drawing machine and other tech news
link	1af506	The return of (drone) robot wars: Beware of low-flying freezers
link	02a33e	The stereo gear that amplifies my friendships
link	d06d06	The story of woolly mammoths' last stand on an Alaskan island
link	82577f	There are limits to 2FA
link	18f610	This may be the GoPro Karma drone
link	6a2673	This science fiction novel is a perfect antidote to U.S. election season
link	eaa686	Three incredible interactive art displays set to wow Tokyo
link	34676a	Three owner Hutch lobs sueball at EU over failed O2 buy
link	0cfdec	Time to preorder your $1.3 million diamond-studded iPhone 7
link	71fa83	Try to beat Star Trek's no-win Kobayashi Maru test, flowchart-style
link	727ed4	U.S. driver interest in self-driving cars dips slightly after Tesla crash
link	a7f7ed	UFO fan spots Donald Trump's face in Mars rock
link	61c967	US state sues Comcast for $100m in row over 'deceptive' repair plans
link	3ebc15	Uber China gives up fight, will merge with local player, Didi Chuxing
link	117c68	Uber is investing $500M in alternative to current maps like Google's
link	7bc169	Uber merging Chinese business with local competitor Didi Chuxing
link	89505e	Uber merging Chinese business with local competitor Didi Chuxing
link	7659ed	Uber plots global roadmap scan to help drivers
link	bee84d	Uber rips off Chinese arm, swaps it for share in successful rival
link	ad95ae	Uber said to make $500M investment in global mapping
link	361a70	Uber to invest $500 million to map the world
link	71d1d5	Uber's independent run in China hits a dead end (The 3:59, Ep. 87)
link	386d61	Use of fire might have helped make tuberculosis a killer
link	5ff6d9	VC vampire: Peter Thiel wants to live forever
link	70c563	Verizon aims to pump up its IoT presence with fleet-management buy
link	ed58ed	Verizon aims to pump up its IoT presence with fleet management deal
link	8bb45e	Verizon spends $2.4 billion on GPS vehicle tracking company Fleetmatics
link	6216d0	Virgin Media engineers 'cut off home'
link	6955d3	Volcano spews a fiery smiley face during eruption
link	d69039	Volkswagen, regulators determining efficacy of latest 2.0-liter diesel fix
link	023f91	Volkswagen could have a fix for its 2.0L diesels, air regulator says
link	d6797b	WD disk revenues spin slower as its flash fireworks go off
link	9e67c7	Washington state sues Comcast, says it sold near-worthless service plans
link	4ff8fc	Watch a man skydive 25,000 feet without a parachute (and survive)
link	e1109c	We give +10 charisma to Geek and Sundry's Ivan Van Norman (Tomorrow Daily 399 show notes)
link	aa93a1	Welcome to the age of ancient DNA sequencing
link	ec9abd	Well, that was fast: Mercedes pulls ad for Drive Pilot semi-autonomous system
link	7f0c09	What Amazon Music can do that rival streaming services can't
link	26846c	What is Geocaching?
link	b2440f	WhatsApp chats leave a record even after deletion, says security researcher
link	25537f	What's long, hard and full of seamen? The USS Harvey Milk
link	e48b9a	What's ordered in Vegas, doesn't stay in Vegas? $6.7m of printer ink 'stolen by office worker'
link	5f74b4	What's that smell? Death. Famed corpse flower blooms once again
link	5f2f8c	Whistleblower Edward Snowden questions WikiLeaks' methods
link	ac133b	Why Big Business is usually last to the party
link	274386	Why Uber's $35B deal with China's Didi matters
link	d9eb9e	Why we love bureaucracy (and outsourcing)
link	2b4531	WikiLeaks' methods questioned by whistleblower Edward Snowden
link	26bb07	Will Apple Car be the new BlackBerry?
link	5ad0df	Windows 10 Pro Anniversary Update tweaked to stop you disabling app promos
link	91bfb4	Windows 10 one year later: The Anniversary Update
link	286005	Windows 10 pain: �2Reg� man has 75 per cent upgrade failure rate
link	ddd841	Windows 10 snags 21% of the desktop market
link	e935fa	Windows 10 still free, even the Anniversary Update, if you're crass
link	5b931d	Windows 7 PCs with free OS upgrade are still available, for now
link	c8d1b5	XtremIO soap opera latest: Cofounder Ehud Rokach steps aside
link	793e0b	YouTube says RNC and DNC watched by more than 9 million viewers
link	745db8	You think Donald Trump is insecure? Check out his online store
link	fdd886	Your next flight is to Glorious China, Owners Of All South China Sea
link	ff8b05	Zika outbreak confirmed in Florida, first in continental US
link	281f52	Zika outbreak confirmed in Florida, first in continental US [Updated]

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