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link	aa0555	123-Reg drowns in ongoing DDoS tsunami
link	215c7a	123-Reg goes TITSUP* again
link	d48e5a	200M Yahoo accounts go up for sale on black market
link	c2396b	200M Yahoo accounts go up for sale on digital black market
link	10b2b4	200 million Yahoo log-ins reportedly for sale on dark web
link	5ab2c4	27% off TotalMount Apple TV Mount
link	ea6ce8	300 million pelicans? Pah. What 6 billion plastic bags �2really� weigh
link	5869a6	38% off Philips Automatic Pasta Maker
link	c75981	47% off CARCHET Wireless Tire Pressure Monitoring System
link	e574f3	53% off Blitzu Cyborg Ultra Bright USB Rechargable Bike Light
link	6b324b	7 things you need to know about Samsung's Galaxy Note7
link	533ae4	8TB disks seem to work pretty well, HGST still impressive
link	27f0f5	A step back in time: Going back to my 2013 Android phone for perspective
link	266167	Accio Visine! 6 spoiler-free tips for reading the new Harry Potter script
link	12eb38	All roads lead to Rome as Irish seminary gripped by Grindr scandal
link	54ca6b	Amazon launches new developer tools for Alexa-powered voice gaming
link	48abd0	Amazon's next noise-canceling headphones could turn off when someone yells your name
link	93db58	An early copy of No Man's Sky makes its way to Reddit
link	bdf89c	And now we go live to Nashville for the latest on Google Fiber v AT&T and, yup, it's a mess
link	a56bff	Android 7.0 Nougat could arrive August 5
link	ecd9b2	Android Nougat may be coming on August 5
link	41ab83	Android notifications on Windows 10: Microsoft does the bare minimum
link	4ea722	Android's latest patches once again remind us: It's Nexus or bust if you want decent security
link	4cca31	Apollo astronauts dying of heart disease at 4-5X the rate of counterparts
link	1c61c2	Apple gets judge to hit ctrl-alt-delete on $625m FaceTime patent troll
link	a7d5b0	Apple insists that iPad Pro is now a computer
link	430101	Apple makes iOS 10 emoji more diverse
link	d50151	Apple may sell 6 million Apple Watch 2 units in weeks
link	dbdbce	Apple releases 100 new emoji, replaces gun with waterpistol
link	eecac3	Apple replaces gun emoji for water pistol and introduces 100 other characters
link	3333bb	Apple shakes things up with over 100 new emoji for iOS 10
link	cfce12	Are you moving enough every day? Here's how to find out
link	5d59a9	Ask Clinton and Kaine anything
link	c62cb4	Australia to spend a bilion bucks and seven years on SAP project
link	9557d5	Auto crypto algo validation? Protocol prototype here
link	90e70d	Automotive ADD: Why Red Bull Global Rallycross might save motorsport
link	bb29b6	Backing up to the cloud? Read the fine print
link	767665	Baguette vending machine bakes up French-style bread at anytime
link	1ed9ea	Banks turning to voice recognition
link	b955ca	Best Buy kicks off August with discounts on MacBooks, iPads, Beats
link	c307a2	Black Hat conference trims insecure features from its mobile app
link	7fd5b5	Black Hats control Jeep's steering, kill brakes
link	c719dd	Boffins shrink light-twister to silicon scale, multiply bandwidth 10x
link	54926b	Bouncy houses are actually bubbles of dangerous, megahot air
link	257ce2	BowFlex smart dumbbells tested: get ripped without leaving the house
link	dc1beb	Browser Election 2016: Chrome leads by landslide
link	0d23e9	CEO Secrets: Reddit boss shares three tips for success
link	c9dea6	Can you read me now?
link	bce483	Cat hidden in a wood pile stumps the internet
link	590615	China cuffs ten white-hats, nobody knows why
link	4f4756	Chinese Android smartphone firm: It packs a dedicated crypto chip
link	17f0a6	Click your heels, Dorothy ... We're not in gen-7 Panasas any more
link	8479a1	Clinton and Kaine skip the Reddit AMA for a Quora Q&A
link	67d33d	Could crab legs be the wheels of the future?
link	9b5779	Covering the DNC: What I did on my summer vacation
link	7bb20f	Cybercrime infrastructure being ramped up in Brazil ahead of Olympics
link	ce7ed0	DNC Breach extended to systems used by Clinton campaign
link	9a7d12	Daimler puts money behind high-end Uber competitor Blacklane
link	5f2454	Dark scientists' LUX-ZEPLIN doubles down on WIMP hunt
link	681ec2	Delphi begins testing first autonomous car service in Singapore
link	3507f3	Destiny's Xur appears in World of Warcraft's new expansion
link	df95af	Diablo backers toss $18m in pot to forge software keys to XPoint DIMM kingdom
link	5048de	Did Apple just grab a slice of Uber?
link	6d8876	Disney locks down newest Han Solo actor for possible trilogy
link	4687bb	Domain name bods NetNames bought out by CSC
link	804767	Draymond Green admits to posting NSFW self-portrait on Snapchat
link	83caa1	EE roaming outage hits Brits basking abroad
link	d396d4	Elizabeth Holmes is finally presenting Theranos data as company collapses
link	594073	Enjoy Disney Infinity now, because many of its features will shut down next year
link	2e2003	Everything you need to know about Wi-Fi calling
link	f3b97a	Ex-Apple store employees reveal how customers try to fool them
link	10a7e6	F-35 targeting system laser will be 'almost impossible' to use in UK
link	8e4d18	FBI electronics nerd confesses: I fed spy tech blueprints to China
link	cf47f4	FCC forces TP-Link to support open source firmware on routers
link	692646	Federal judge throws out $625.5M verdict in VirnetX patent case against Apple
link	61f5a9	Fiat Chrysler to remain under federal scrutiny for a little while longer
link	34a86d	FireEye admits filtering out legitimate emails in sniffer snafu
link	3d6510	Floods hit India's IT hubs, wash away some credibility
link	6bef0a	Forecasting how climate change influences electricity demand
link	5851c7	Four U.S. companies rule the world's cloud infrastructure
link	ba130d	Four US firms rule the world's cloud infrastructure
link	4d23c0	Franz Liszt: Musician, Celebrity, Superstar
link	2627fe	GDS head confirms he is standing down after... wow. 9 months
link	e3148f	GTA 5 update adds another online mode, kicks off new bonus event
link	f31a43	Galaxy Note 7 hands-on: Samsung goes full sci-fi with an iris scanner
link	550bf3	Galaxy S7 Edge hottest Android phone for first half of 2016
link	6d6c5a	Game of Thrones can teach valuable security lessons
link	e9260a	'Game of Thrones' will officially end after season 8, confirms HBO boss
link	ff7993	Game on
link	3f37a2	Game on: A history of computer games
link	e37081	Gawker CEO Nick Denton files for personal bankruptcy protection
link	0a6aed	Giant Musk-stick test-firing proves a rocket can rise twice
link	116616	Going�2!� going�2!� pwned�2!� ... '200�2!� million�2!� Yahoo�2!� logins�2!� up�2!� for�2!� sale�2!�'
link	75d4b5	Google-backed Thread, OCF form alliance for Internet of Things sanity
link	c70ba9	Google Fiber stalls in Nashville in fight over utility poles
link	e9a395	Google could renovate the home screen on its 2016 Nexus devices
link	0ce8b0	Google fires back at age discrimination lawsuit
link	082458	Google updates Android with onscreen security notifications
link	365d36	Google's parent company will begin testing delivery drones in the U.S.
link	09ead3	Google's parent company will begin testing delivery drones in the US
link	22fbe1	Gov. Andrew Cuomo: No Pokemon Go for NY sex offenders
link	bd9fb3	Guy who bought leaked No Man's Sky copy reaches center of galaxy
link	7817f7	HMRC IT head Mark Dearnley steps down
link	c5b712	HPE loses its cloud and storage heads: No Goel, Vrij packs up, Fink runs
link	dccd16	HPE's cloud chief is leaving the company
link	5f6f39	HP apologises after $2 laptop error
link	311e81	Hackers brew Intel chip defence kit to neuter budding exploits
link	897c55	Handy tip: What causes Blue Screen of Death in Windows 10?
link	5fecf2	Hashtag ban
link	4e9b47	Hasta la vista Lustre, so long Spectrum Scale: Everyday HPC is here
link	4739c7	Hello, Barclays? Why hello, John Smith. We meet again
link	7c07a8	Here's how to get Window 10 for free
link	386381	Here's when you can get Samsung's Galaxy Note 7 and for how much
link	747c23	Here's why Mitsubishi cheated on its fuel-economy reporting
link	f1250d	Hitachi's Americas CEO resigns
link	4a363c	Hove bar blocks mobile phone signal to be more social
link	e23af6	How Pokemon Go nearly destroyed a quiet suburb
link	fe2b88	How some of you can still get Windows 10 for free
link	36e83a	Hulu is your new 'Homeland' binge spot
link	304aed	IDG Contributor Network: A familiar face: Snapchat's patent suggests path for retail
link	4a99eb	IDG Contributor Network: Docker funder and VMware alum dives into database startup
link	2b3757	IDG Contributor Network: How to become an innovative leader in the digital age
link	bdd0ce	IDG Contributor Network: SharePoint 2016 implementation considerations
link	1d6e53	IDG Contributor Network: The Enterprise of Things: It's the back end that counts
link	70e292	IPhone fire left me with severe burns, says cyclist
link	877493	Inside releases on PS4 at 'end of August,' report says
link	c24a4a	Instagram Stories launches and people say it's a lot like Snapchat
link	9e272a	Instagram adds Snapchat-style stories feature
link	b3219a	Instagram plans new comment controls to stop trolls
link	48e17a	Intel's Crosswalk open source dev library has serious SSL bug
link	970376	Interpol arrests Nigerian email scammer who allegedly swindled $60M
link	d232ef	Interpol arrests Nigerian email scammer who swindled $60 million
link	325924	Investors bolster Brave's plan to rid web of nasty ads
link	c95767	Is it dumb to trust smart technology?
link	df2c13	Japan kicks off 8K TV broadcasts
link	ce6b77	Japan starts 8K TV broadcasts in time for Rio Olympics
link	d31cc1	John Cleese's YouTube channel is as weird as it should be
link	abc984	Jon Snow for president: HBO launches alternative GOT political party
link	9abdde	Judge blasts FBI for bugging courthouse, throws out 200 hours of recordings
link	86d3a7	Juno turns around and heads off to graze Jupiter's clouds
link	85acfd	Kanye West rants on Twitter to get Apple to buy Tidal
link	d31a1f	Kickstarter has created almost 30,000 full-time jobs since 2009
link	6182ec	Kill a smartphone password with a scan of your eye
link	8f16a2	LG's V20 is coming this September and will be the first Android Nougat phone
link	a2dee0	Legacy to the rescue: Well-tuned foundational systems make cutting-edge projects possible
link	dd4651	LinkedIn leaping into video by using its influencers
link	2db8cf	Logitech Create keyboard case turns your 9.7-inch iPad Pro into a portable workhorse
link	9d3e1c	Looking to buy a diesel Mercedes C-Class? Hope you like waiting
link	00e1b5	Machines versus hackers?
link	e294e1	Man claiming to run Pokemon Go on Tesla Model S is faking it
link	ae8d49	Manchester taxi firm will drive you around the city to catch Pokemon
link	b7428b	Medi Teddy
link	69c9be	Meet some of the startups trying to take the pain out of buying a new car
link	4d3805	Meet the chaps who run the Black Hat NoC and let malware roam free
link	ff4f7d	Mickey Mouse Club had Mickey Mouse security: Disney's Playdom forum pours out passwords
link	3d47ec	MicroJib adds another twist on GoPro pole mounts
link	e44e7d	Microsoft boosts Node development in Visual Studio
link	6be427	Microsoft grabs employment guns, aims at British sales units
link	4143df	Microsoft hid performance boosts for old games in Xbox One S, told no one
link	60be14	Microsoft is updating Windows 10 again, in its latest bid to win you back
link	659ffa	Microsoft kicks off the Windows 10 Anniversary Update with discounts on some of our favorite laptops
link	da9a71	Mirror, mirror, on the wall
link	ada126	Miss Teen USA under fire for alleged liberal use of N-word in tweets
link	1df865	Mysterious shackled skeletons found in ancient Greek mass grave
link	872922	NFL's DeAngelo Williams defines 'creepy romantic' with 'Walking Dead' wedding
link	9434a1	New Apple TV Remote app turns your iPhone into a touchscreen clicker
link	03fa8b	New Pokemon Sun-Moon trailer turns Exeggutor into a giraffe-necked monster
link	d02860	New Xbox One Summer update rollout begins
link	9937ad	New boss for UK Government Digital Service
link	48063c	New year, new $500+ pedals: Reviewing the Slaw Device RX Viper
link	027478	Niantic CEO John Hanke's Twitter account hacked
link	f9844b	Nigerian authorities arrest alleged mastermind of $60M worth of online scams
link	18530f	Nigerian cops cuff cybercrime suspect, reveal you �2don't� need 419 to make $60m
link	db19cd	No Man's Sky game copy 'leaked'
link	fa2f6d	No more selfie distortion? Tool helps you put your real face forward
link	f85d16	Nvidia offers $30 to GTX 970 customers in class action lawsuit over RAM
link	70ff65	OK, we've got your data. But we really want to delete it ASAP
link	b5020d	PS Vita jailbreak finally lets you run emulators and homebrew software
link	c2aef7	Pass the hash for peace, love and security in the quantum computing age
link	16e262	Philips debuts new devices to help you to take control of your health
link	ab904c	Phillips debuts new devices to help you to take control of your health
link	04c27e	Pokemon Go
link	9a0487	Pokemon Go catches lawsuit for game's creators
link	4a3c36	Pokemon Go changes tracking capability
link	411cc1	Pokemon Go creators admit to cracking down on third-party apps
link	2d48bd	Pokemon Go now a go on Android smartphones with Intel chips
link	93b9a7	Pokemon Go 'transformed teenager's life'
link	40e3b2	Pokemon Go's controversial update, powering up for Gyms (Live Show)
link	970df7	Privacy Shield certifications begin trickling in
link	4e117c	Reboots be damned, Stranger Things shows a better way to do nostalgia
link	0c8813	Relive Comic-Con 2016 with impressive cosplay video
link	674182	Report: Manual exposure, photo grid options coming to Google Camera
link	e336c5	Rhea window: Cassini eyes Saturn's bright moon
link	db1549	Rio Olympics torch undergoes extreme torture test with power tools
link	f064d3	Robots invade Kansas City's sewers
link	b2c06a	Running on Legos on a treadmill has to be the dumbest idea ever
link	bc9b20	Russia cyber attack: Large hack 'hits government'
link	d4ed56	Russia reports RAT scurrying through govt systems, chewing data
link	5ca2e4	Russia says spies planted malware on critical infrastructure
link	789c21	SaaS risks come into focus
link	982fc2	Salesforce's US$582m giggle: It buys cloud collaboration biz Quip
link	e8985f	Samsung-sponsored smart golf shoes now on Kickstarter
link	13405c	Samsung Galaxy Note 7: Everything you need to know
link	87f8e0	Samsung Galaxy Note 7: Ready for the rumble of the jumbos
link	1ed8f7	Samsung Galaxy Note 7 live stream: How to watch and what to expect from Unpacked
link	464035	Samsung Gear 360 hits US stores on August 19 for $350
link	c4c668	Samsung officially announces the Galaxy Note 7 and a refreshed GearVR
link	f147f4	Samsung's Gear Icon X wireless earbuds available for $199 on August 15
link	2be522	Scythe, the most-hyped board game of 2016, delivers
link	fbcd8f	Seagate scoops a revenue boost off back of its 8TB drives
link	a67a85	Self-drive taxis to be tested in Singapore
link	c4d2ff	Seymour Papert, theorist behind One Laptop Per Child, dies at 88
link	95140d	'Sharknado' jumps the shark
link	0191af	'Sharknado' kinda bites now
link	4065a9	Sky fibre down at breakfast-time across the nation
link	534b36	Slow-motion replays can distort criminal responsibility
link	6d100b	Slumdog multi-millionaire
link	4fb2a0	Smartphone sales stall at ~3.5 million per day
link	15099a	SolarCity agrees to $2.6B buyout by Tesla
link	2a918d	Sonic Blocks: The crazy wireless speaker that lets you customize everything
link	164ab1	Soylent CEO charged over illegal shipping container
link	173a63	'Spider' could keep an airship aloft
link	b080d6	Spies planted malware on critical infrastructure, Russian security service says
link	9b647a	Spooks' email infosec guide banishes MS Word macros, JavaScript
link	ca4053	'Stranger Things' re-created as an adventure video game
link	cb431a	'Suicide Squad' has all the pieces, but it can't fit them together (spoiler-free review)
link	adc953	Swede suffers shrinking penis after dentist fits mouthguard
link	bbf868	TP-Link fined $200k, told to be nice to wireless router tinkers after throwing a hissy fit
link	b4eac8	Tablet sales remain bitter, but Nougat tipped to sweeten the market
link	429c85	Tablet shipments continued their global decline in Q2
link	a01241	Tablet shipments drop to three-year low in Q2
link	e665ee	Takeaways from Apple, Facebook and Google's latest earnings
link	06e74e	Tech news veteran Josh Topolsky wants to show you his Outline
link	72d25b	Tesla agrees $2.6bn deal to buy SolarCity
link	07cf3d	Tesla and SolarCity agree on merger terms in $2.6 billion all-stock deal
link	a39083	Tesla and SolarCity confirm merger in $2.6BN stock deal
link	ba31c1	That time Jason Bourne went to a fake CES
link	629ba3	The 19th Century plug that's still being used
link	74ad5d	The 2017 QX30 is officially the least expensive way into an Infiniti
link	e3fee6	The Australian Bureau of Statistics has made a hash of the census
link	cded11	'The Simpsons' pokes fun at Donald Trump's canine hair and tiny hands
link	45f6ef	The Ultimate PC Bundle
link	a92767	The basics of the thorny relationship between science and philosophy
link	3dcea1	'The box' Bones uses to fix any ailment on the �2Enterprise�? Yup, it's real
link	673a6f	The day that video killed the radio star
link	9f2680	The dev-astating truth: What's left to develop? Send in the machines
link	b9838c	The hamster-powered drawing machine and other tech news
link	1e26fc	The killer app of 3D printing: Snacks
link	02a33e	The stereo gear that amplifies my friendships
link	d06d06	The story of woolly mammoths' last stand on an Alaskan island
link	82577f	There are limits to 2FA
link	ed09f7	This is the closest thing we have to loading a wheelchair into a mech (Tomorrow Daily 400 show notes)
link	6a2673	This science fiction novel is a perfect antidote to U.S. election season
link	885989	This tiny device can infect point-of-sale systems and unlock hotel rooms
link	0cfdec	Time to preorder your $1.3 million diamond-studded iPhone 7
link	586e17	Twitter to unveil Rio Olympics 'Moments' and emojis
link	91559e	Twitter's comms chief flies the coop after just five months
link	549f02	Twitter's comms chief flies the coup after just five months
link	727ed4	U.S. driver interest in self-driving cars dips slightly after Tesla crash
link	a7f7ed	UFO fan spots Donald Trump's face in Mars rock
link	f6e1f8	US Constitution becomes a best-seller after Trump comments
link	61c967	US state sues Comcast for $100m in row over 'deceptive' repair plans
link	3ebc15	Uber China gives up fight, will merge with local player, Didi Chuxing
link	117c68	Uber is investing $500M in alternative to current maps like Google's
link	7bc169	Uber merging Chinese business with local competitor Didi Chuxing
link	89505e	Uber merging Chinese business with local competitor Didi Chuxing
link	7659ed	Uber plots global roadmap scan to help drivers
link	bee84d	Uber rips off Chinese arm, swaps it for share in successful rival
link	ad95ae	Uber said to make $500M investment in global mapping
link	361a70	Uber to invest $500 million to map the world
link	71d1d5	Uber's independent run in China hits a dead end (The 3:59, Ep. 87)
link	386d61	Use of fire might have helped make tuberculosis a killer
link	5ff6d9	VC vampire: Peter Thiel wants to live forever
link	a44b2a	VMware: We're gonna patent hot-swapping your VMs' host OS
link	70c563	Verizon aims to pump up its IoT presence with fleet-management buy
link	ed58ed	Verizon aims to pump up its IoT presence with fleet management deal
link	8bb45e	Verizon spends $2.4 billion on GPS vehicle tracking company Fleetmatics
link	377742	Vevo signs on Warner Music's videos, finally hitting major-label trifecta
link	ee5c98	Virgin Galactic space plane gets operator license
link	eded2b	Virgin Galactic wins US operator's licence for SpaceShipTwo
link	9b8076	Virtual reality needs U.S. gov't backing
link	6955d3	Volcano spews a fiery smiley face during eruption
link	d69039	Volkswagen, regulators determining efficacy of latest 2.0-liter diesel fix
link	023f91	Volkswagen could have a fix for its 2.0L diesels, air regulator says
link	9e67c7	Washington state sues Comcast, says it sold near-worthless service plans
link	4ff8fc	Watch a man skydive 25,000 feet without a parachute (and survive)
link	e39289	Watch out: people are now using your phone's battery to track what you do online
link	7f0c09	What Amazon Music can do that rival streaming services can't
link	2dbec8	What if 'Stranger Things' was an 80s sitcom?
link	26846c	What is Geocaching?
link	e48b9a	What's ordered in Vegas, doesn't stay in Vegas? $6.7m of printer ink 'stolen by office worker'
link	d04ba9	Why Salesforce just bought this startup
link	274386	Why Uber's $35B deal with China's Didi matters
link	d9eb9e	Why we love bureaucracy (and outsourcing)
link	eaf0fe	Windows 10: Happy with Anniversary Update
link	5d215f	Windows 10 Anniversary Update: This design needs a dictator
link	3cdbab	Windows 10 finishes first year on 1-in-4 Windows PCs
link	7fe3f9	Windows 10 grabs 22 per cent desktop market share in a year
link	91bfb4	Windows 10 one year later: The Anniversary Update
link	ddd841	Windows 10 snags 21% of the desktop market
link	e935fa	Windows 10 still free, even the Anniversary Update, if you're crass
link	559e4d	Xbox One S runs some games faster, while others see few gains
link	669fb7	Yahoo probes possible huge data breach
link	745db8	You think Donald Trump is insecure? Check out his online store
link	fdd886	Your next flight is to Glorious China, Owners Of All South China Sea
link	281f52	Zika outbreak confirmed in Florida, first in continental US [Updated]
link	05998b	iPhone 6 explosion leaves man with third-degree burns

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